GEN X – Raised on Hose Water & Neglect Tee (Vintage Look) flameango For the mom who doesn't

For the mom who doesn't sugarcoat anything — including her coffee order

This "Florida Man Approved - Slow Death" shirt perfectly captures the reckless

Durable & Lightweight: Ideal for home

in the most relatable way possible

GEN X – Raised on Hose Water & Neglect Tee (Vintage Look) flameango For the mom who doesn'tBefore kombucha and gluten free playgrounds, there was hose water and latchkey living. This tee is a love letter to the generation that survived on metal playgrounds, microwaved pizza rolls, and zero adult supervision. Featuring a distressed print and a garden hose that deserves hazard pay, the "GEN X Raised on Hose Water & Neglect" shirt hits harder than a Capri Sun on a 95 degree day. Available in White, Pink, or Light Blue Soft unisex cotton poly