Merry Kiss my A&^& Doormat Easter it's made by a child

it's made by a child in the Macedon Ranges

sophisticated tones

and an eye-catching appeal

a custom Christmas message on the rear ensures your gift is festive and memorable

Merry Kiss my A&^& Doormat Easter it's made by a child"Merry Kiss my Ass" Tired of the same old sweet and sappy Christmas decor? Say F*ck that! and step up your holiday game with our Adults Only Potty Mouthed Christmas Doormat! Made right here in Woodend, Victoria, this cheeky masterpiece is designed for those who like their Christmas spirit served with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of profanity. Whether you're welcoming fellow misfits, scaring off carolers, or just making sure Santa knows youre on