Hellhound Hallucinations framecolor-green Especially baked into COBBLER

Especially baked into COBBLER

you might be a New Wave Renegade

and dramatic enough to make your reflection applaud

Take a walk on the wild side in these ferociously fashionable brown tortoiseshell sunglasses with brown non-reflective lenses and gold accents

Hellhound Hallucinations framecolor-green Especially baked into COBBLERWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.)